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<=\\ The RRRRR //=>
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July 2002
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Be most welcome, my avid reader, be most welcome to the RRRRR. This
indubitable is the most eminent text in existence that describes what
is known as Aglamians. What is written here, that is true. This list
of regulars is posted on the first of every month. The author compiled
all knowledge he has in his mind, dating back from the olden times
when the first Aglamians walked this earth under blissful sky of moon
and stars. What is that, such a thing that you say is an Aglamian, you
may question. An Aglamian is somebody that posts to Aglami, which is
here, where you are reading it. If you do post but aren't on the list,
then this means that you're a futile piece of crap or that I hate your
pathetic behaviour. Either way, you're not worth mentioning
whatsoever. And I don't give a fuck, because I'm an evil incarnation
of evil and hatred. In a past long since, when I was still peaceful
and nice, I had a craving to include all people that ever posted
(except the idiots and those that I hate), but that, is something
which cannot ever be achieved, not even by the two men in white.
Therefore I will tale you only of the most prolific posting legends
that are known to me. These human beings, as they are, come from all
over the world. From Norway, from Denmark, from the Netherlands, from
the United Kingdom, from the United States of America and even from
far-off Australia. That is the insane population. Utter and absolute
morons they are, that have no life and all they can do is hang around
on Aglami, in the absurd hope that it might bring them closer to death
and darkness. It goes without saying that all these people are very
nice and cool. The mighty warriors are watched by an insane lot of
lurkers, those that sit in their dark rooms and the only light that
reflects in their mysteriously observing eyes is that of their
monitors. They are those that don't post...
History of the RRRRR:
- december 1999 by reinder
- march 2000 by reinder
- may 2000 by reinder
- july 2000 by reinder
- october 2000 by reinder
- june 2001 by reinder
- july 2001 by pixel
- august 2001 by pixel
- september 2001 by pixel
- october 2001 by pixel
- december 2001 by pixel
- march 2002 by pixel
- july 2002 by reinder
As you can see not I but Pixel produced the RRRRR for a substantial
time, the time that I was in Australia. I hereby want to thank Pixel
for his efforts, his time and especially his enthusiasm that he
conducted all for the benefit of our readers. Pixel, thank you.
Here are some general collections of words which you should keep in
mind:
- We do not insult people.
- We are not weird, we are normal.
- We all hate Star Wars, and most other things.
- It's all part of the conspiracy!
- Apply [OT] in all your subject lines of posts that are off-topic,
please.
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And this here, is something else. It is where you, the reader, can put
in your two cents. Whatever you have to say, tell me, and I'll put it
in here. I do realise I've provided you with this option from the
beginning and you never even bothered to read it, but I won't give up
hope!
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Sometimes it occurs that I write of a truth that is so bizarre that it
exasperates you into flames. I can, if you really exist, omit or
modify particular information if you would appreciate me to do so.
Also, if you're not on the list but would like to be added,
notify me about this and present me useful information about yourself.
Please send an email to:
reinder[at]altavista[dot]nl
We begin at the beginning. We begin at the beginning. We begin at the
beginning. We begin at the beginning. We begin at the beginning. We
begin at the beginning. We begin at the beginning. We begin at the
beginning. We begin at the beginning. We begin at the beginning. We
begin at the beginning. We begin at the beginning. We begin at the
beginning. I truly hate this world.
And here it starts, the horrible list you've all been longing for.
This, my lords and my ladies, is the RRRRR.
_____________________________
name: Alex Watson
age: 17
from: United Kingdom
icq: 129705979
email: me[at]watson1999-69.freeserve.co.uk
web: http://alexwatson.blogspot.com/
This is an evil being. A feeling of decay and malevolence will seize
you whenever you get too close to this creep. What is this evil in
this man, you may wonder. What is so horrible that it must be put in
this dark corner of the RRRRR? Well...he is seventeen, my reader,
seventeen. But not only that, he is from agc also
(alt.games.creatures), a very silly newsgroup about a very silly game.
I presume he followed the other norn breeders to our newsgroup. He
favours late Douglas Adams, the well-known author of a Hitchhikers
Guide to Hell and he can tell you everything about this, if you
really, really, really want to and give him chocolate. He has a cranky
computer, which he uses for various purposes, amongst them nudging,
winking and saving records of moaning girls. According to Pixel he
wants to know what it is to lie, what it means to have a white skin or
a black skin and how it feels to be bondaged by society. Aglami will
teach him, I say. In the future I see a good Formula 1 racer in him,
racing is in his blood.
_____________________________
name: Alice Clar
age: very old it is said
from: dark realms
icq: unknown
email: unknown
Old...old is what you think of before you begin to describe Alice
Clar. Very little is known about her, bar the knowledge that she is
old. Yet the grave is no bar to her call! This Aes Sedai is fond of
Sega games and magic, but when it comes to danger, she'll be at your
side, digging holes to plant her newborn infants.
_____________________________
name: Atob
age: 17
from: Reading (UK)
icq: 67967736
email: a.tob[at]ntworld.com
web: http://sdf.lonestar.org/~atob
Lol! This is Atob, some wretched loser. He was the first of many, that
came here from Reading, a town with desperate people and mysteriously
does not appear in mirrors. How it came nobody knows, but he is solely
responsible for the rush of annoying bastard Reading people to Aglami.
He is their leader and they are his minions. However, we, Reinder,
suspect that they are friends...a horrible thing to have. It is on a
cold winter night that Atob will tell you that he deeply regrets this.
Severe punishment is to be applied. He is our newsgroup muslin, you
know, from the backward culture. Although he's not really, we just
tend to call him so, because his last name is Amin and he is chubby.
Atob isn't his first name, no, that is Chris, or more correctly Gris.
Gris is a very political person as he likes murder, corruption and
destruction. Gris is obsessed with Linux too, ha ha ha... ha ha ha...
anyway, he knows a whole lot about computers, more than I do anyway.
But it's not only personal computers Atob is besotted with. Consoles
corroborate Atobs liking as well, which is the cause for him having
playstations and gamecubes I cannot afford! Recently, he has lost it
completely and does sick things with the boogieman. Lol, tob is hot!
Oh. Respect him, or he will hit you in the head with a giant snes
controller. Rumours go around that he's a leading Al-Qaida hero, but
we can't validate that report, as Gris always covers his face with
hair.
_____________________________
name: Bev Bouffont
age: 20
from: Wolverhampton (UK)
icq: 77114344
email: bev.boof[at]ntlworld.com
Anal man! Bearded and clad in rags, he stumbled into the castle,
muttering a choking and retching language, scaring us to hell and
beyond. After many weeks on the table of the two men in white, we
gathered that he was sick of it. Sick of living on a hill, surrounded
by sheep, in the middle of Wales! It is said that he said that he ran
as a marvellous maniac through the herd of sheep, hewing around an axe
and biting his way in blood and dust, until he reached our castle.
In his back they found a KIONA, a long-lost Aglamian artefact, which
indicates that he has been Aglamian before. Nowadays he usually writes
a lot of crap and most conversations you have with him are complete
nonsense. Ever since his castration he behaves more or less
civilised, and from time to time we let him out of the cat box so that
he can stretch his legs and tell us joyful tales about unpronounceable
Welsh sailors, but he'll never be completely sane in his mind. I gave
him a dingo.
_____________________________
name: Blondestranger
age: unknown
from: New Jersey (USA)
icq: 78090246
email: blondestranger[at]aglami.com
web: www.aglami.com/blondestranger
This is the thing of things. As the blondest ranger of Texas (ha ha,
ha ha, watch me, watch me, I made a hilarious pun!) this person is
extremely ignorant, but what would you expect from a blonde and
American woman? Until recently, she lived on the other side of the
country, but became a traveller of great distances by driving all the
way from the west coast to the east coast, in the back her children
Klont and Miranda and her webcam. She used to own a terrible, horrible
monster, some sort of prehistoric wizard from over three metres in
length. She works at the hospital, where she has the jubilant task of
keeping the terminally dead people alive, with comical consequences.
She also has something to do with web cams, fan boys and sore dicks,
but I know nothing about it. The devil is within her. Ask her about
her cooking skills. And, ask her about Grim Fandango. Furthermore, she
owns me a couple of favours for not mentioning her age.
_____________________________
name: Daffy
age: 16
from: the desert (Australia)
icq: 127456153
email: daffy889[at]yahoo.com.au
web: http://eeevilland.tripod.com
This is a duck! A duck? Don't you see the skull? ...ooohhh...
Synthetic and combustible as it is, this duck quacks its way through
the arid and boring regions of South Australia, somewhere in this
world where no one would want to live. It rebels against the pelicans,
or the laughing kookaburras, but found them not competitive enough and
thus made its way to Aglami, to quack like a duck and capture bits of
Aglami in a jar and sell them to Swiss bankers and quacksalvers. Like,
yesterday I lost my foot and today my brain. Not as a surprise, this
duck has got a lot to do with evil. As a Rupert Murdoch it trades and
buys and sells in bits and pieces of Aglami all for the purpose of
evil. It can't be evil enough for Daffy!
_____________________________
name: Danny Gerritsen
age: 16
from: Haarlem (the Netherlands)
icq: unknown
email: unknown
Little is known about this newbie from Holland. I bet that he is very
young, much younger than I in my days that I was a newbie and so much
younger than Boris. He still goes to school and loves it. His
favourite activity is watching Germans that dig holes on the beach.
The ultimate goal in his life is to become a slave of society.
_____________________________
name: David Morris
age: 17
from: Woodly (UK)
icq: 66421374
email: d-morris[at]ntlworld.com
web: www.evilpixieroad.cjb.net/
Hatred, that is what comes to your mind when you think of Dave, my
little gay friend. All hatred that you bear with you is to be directed
at David Morris, who'll consume it as if it's nothing. He overheard
Atob talking about Aglami, which made him decide to find us and pester
us with his presence. He likes to do dirty things with pixels and rats
and really is a jolly fellow. Blue is his jacket and his boots are
yellow. He can play the guitar and sing incomprehensible songs.
_____________________________
name: Dirk Gently
age: 24
from: Friesland (the Netherlands)
icq: 77032001
email: ivdlei[at]hetnet.nl
web: http://home.hetnet.nl/~ohnee25
Aaargh! A Frisian! This person is from Friesland, terror in fear,
shake in horror! As a genuine bloodthirsty pirate he roams and
terrorises the Snekermeer in a rowing boat. He's a member of a Frisian
scouting club, yes, exactly, the wannabe nazis [1]. In his common life
he is a consultant, which means that he has to travel in a car
throughout the Netherlands. Dirk is extremely tall and blond, which
causes much hilarity. Yes, yes, even Dirk is advocator of hilarity.
This man knows Pixel "#~ in real life, for your information, now
that's HORROR! The relation he had with a twenty-holed Estonian girl
is one he misses much, which saddened him to making his own beer, just
like Paul Pergamenshchik.
_____________________________
name: John F. Ievins
age: 7
from: Petersborough (UK)
icq: 49323515
email: john[at]ievins.com
Religion boy. All his fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters and
uncles and aunts are priests and lawyers. John reads the bible
every day and truly thinks some god or whatever is going to save him
on the day of doom, on the day of my ultimate victory. Future will
prove him wrong, bwahaha! In his newsreader John has a special option
that alarms like a carillon every single time something even vaguely
related to religion is mentioned. He cannot stand drugs, alcohol or
premarital sex, but agrees with me that Angelina Jolie is hot. As a
frantic teaslurper, he was the very first person to accomplish the
strenuous task of performing the Aglami Trials (at that time they were
known as 'the five Aglami Achievements), which yielded him the
inflatable death-fork. For hilarity John has no call, he cannot even
spell hilarious. Oddly, J. Fricis F. hates, no really abhors, elves.
With all his power he attempts to slay them by shooting sprog (which
means sperm in Australian English) at bypassing members of these high
and gifted beings. He's my biggest fan, but would rather shoot himself
a bullet in the head than to be a clone of my perfection.
_____________________________
name: Jon Reeves
age: 16
from: United Kingdom
icq: 144253284
email: jon[at]fullcircuit.co.uk
web: www.geocities.com/jon_demalo/
Originally from Spain, this deMalo is an English teacher that is
capable of teaching you lots and lots of English. He's a remnant of
the wars between Agc and Aglami (we won, we always win), in which each
newsgroup tried to invade and conquer the other. He's known for some
sprite comics, but ultimately famous he is for his stories about
everything and nothing. He owes Pixel "#~ some money.
_____________________________
name: Jostein Hakestad
age: 21
from: Norway
icq: unknown
email: audjh[at]online.no
It's Jostein, Jostein Hakestad. Like me, he is a Sonic/Sega devotee,
but unlike me, he posts like an idiot, so much that even the terrorist
organisation CIA complaints about it. Somehow, it seems to be that he
has been in Aglami from the very beginning, but this is an illusion
spread by the mighty Jostein himself (it's done with mirrors and
cardboards). He must be a huge Star Wars fan (I hate him I hate him I
hate him) because he even has dreams about star ships and the lot. He
moaned and complained to the population of Aglami that he never got to
do any trials, well, now he'll get them!
_____________________________
name: Kasper
age: 23
from: Ribe (Denmark)
icq: 1845018
email: kasper_aae[at]yahoo.com
web: http://hjem.get2net.dk/aae/
Lord Kasper, vice-dictator of Aglami and idiot Dane, has been in
Aglami since long years past. As a vice-dictator he is the only one
allowed to say 'they'll always come back'. His life elapses in and
around Ribe, a sleepy village with a cathedral from which people
commit suicide. Opposite Kasper's basement there is a frightening and
squalid cemetery, visited by dark ghosts and shady demons, which is
the cause that Kasper never dares to leave his hole at night, even
though he used to be in Special Forces Of The Danish Army That Cannot
Aim With Bazookas. On his toilet, the one and only immortal elephant
spawned but it was savagely slaughtered by Sarah and me. He's an
expert in insulting Poles and bringing silly games like Subspace at
your attention. Long ago, when he was still young and didn't need to
shave, he wished to move to Amsterdam and become a regular at the
Bananabar, then he wanted to go to London, but got a horrible disease.
Nowadays he has given up his ambitions, but might, might move to
Copenhagen for some study. For the time being though, he's a painter
at the local fire station. Painters are cool! Forlorn as it is, Kasper
does have no taste for girls, since he likes Kylie Minogue. But
possibly it has to do with the name, as long ago Kasper was going to
marry a girl called Kylie. He has a fucking fast internet connection,
which has got nothing to do with hilarity. Not long ago Kasper joined
us in the march to greatness of unlimited life. He has got all the
snow. All the snow! I want it...sniff...
_____________________________
name: KAT
age: 18
from: Klarup (Denmark)
icq: hehehe...
email: joint[at]cyberdude.com
web: http://hjem.get2net.dk/ek
This is an Aglamian pur sang. Older than old, weirder than weird and
from Denmark. From a history point of view he actively took part in
the insane realms of our little newsgroup. He's an expert in dying and
can tell you all about it, as he experienced death a lot. It won't
surprise you that this joint-smoking sick boy went to a hippy school
for some time, although he feverishly denied this. A while back,
however, he gave up all this and went to a technical school (aargh!)
because he wants to build his own chrono trigger. Esben, as his real
name is, has interest for story-telling, parasites, lurks, two-headed
squirrels, birdmen, cats, RPG's, dragons, xenomorphs, predators and
very naked girls. Last thing you'll hear from me is that if you ever
have a need to get out of Copenhagen, ask Esben.
_____________________________
name: Keiran
age: 17
from: Reading (UK)
icq: 113059782
email: krelianteiransmith[at]hotmail.com
Oaaargh! Another one, yes another one! Atob couldn't stop talking
about the wonders and mirth of Aglami, so that people keep coming in.
He joined us over a year ago and created his immortality by
manufacturing stories about Aglami, which you can read if you want. He
likes to call girls and women 'slut!' and has much joy in that, even
if they kick him in the groin for that. He's our master at whispering.
_____________________________
name: Kirk
age: 36
from: Texas (USA)
icq: unknown
email: kirk[at]altcastlenet.com
I know it seems logical to think of this person as 36 years old, but
he really is only 23. Nonetheless, this person is the ultimate, nay,
the penultimate pervert. He came from the castle of alt.castlenet, a
meeting point for penultimate perverts. Almost everything he ever says
has to do with sex. Now I wonder whether or not his habit to apply a
double space after each sentence is something that might be another
characteristic of perverseness. But there is something else this
Texan with ranch and pick-up truck likes and then I mean comics. Some
day he will be president of his country.
_____________________________
name: Kramer
age: unknown
from: Norway
icq: unknown
email: unknown
Absolutely nothing is to be found about this mysterious sir Kramer
from Norway and he disappeared...away from us, away to the arctic
regions of Scandinavia. But the prophecies say one day he shall return
to haunt us.
_____________________________
name: Luke
age: 17
from: Bristol (UK)
icq: 86922225
email: luke[at]aglami.com
web: www.lukovich.co.uk
Vla, vla, vla, Luke (look) is like Frodo that never read Tolkien or
Kafka. I think he still doesn't have a computer on his room, which
mean that he spends all his time, in particular the dark and too short
nights, in the living room. The consequences have got to do with
hilarity. Everything about Aglami is known to all of his friends and
family, he has no shame and tells them what a freak he is and what
freaks he lives with (that's us!). His games he plays on his father's
laptop and all of his food and armour he purchases by means of his
father's credit card, like aglami.com, of which he is the slacking
webmaster, as our Gecko never updates it. Long ago he came from Agc
and that was when his mastermind truly erupted in posts of mental
distortions and frail mathematical silliness. He will be the first of
many teaslurpers that is going to learn Dutch. For practise he already
stole Pixel ~#" his schoolbooks. In the future, he is going to be one
of the few that will escape this earth of human beings and will shine
in the promised land. Luke, could you tell me about my eating disorder
please?
_____________________________
name: Matt
age: 17
from: Manchester (UK)
icq: 70377826
email: matt[at]matthammond.co.uk
web: www.matthammond..co.uk
I wonder if Matthew likes Hitler (who just turned up on my Winamp play
list). Anyway, this is the only person on the webcam portal of aglami
that doesn't look like a complete and utter idiot. The city where this
Sephiroth clone lives it littered with shaven football fanatics, which
are the grounds of his escapism from real life to the world of
cybernetics. Together with Rasher he travelled the long and dangerous
way not without perils from Afda to Aglami.
_____________________________
name: Michaell Ball
age: 16
from: United Kingdom
icq: 87049487
email: ballmy[at]lineone.net
web: http://vigilante.mybravenet.com
As I write this, my play list selects the genius of Nobuo Uematsu, but
even this best composer of all time pales in the wonder of life that
is Michael Y. Ball, Y. standing for a name far more bizarre than Paul
Pergamenshchik. For some peculiar reason he tends to call himself the
Vigilante, this must be because of his connection to the storage of
olden games of times when you and I were still boys and girls. Most of
the year they lock him up in some school with loonesque figures and
without any proper access to Aglami. But when they set him loose he
works his ass off on the Aglami game (which won't ever be finished) or
the official Aglami FAQ, which will be posted not long from now. Also,
he is a Star Wars fanatic...thus I hate him.
_____________________________
name: Pixel "#~
age: 21
from: Zeist (the Netherlands)
icq: 58550811
email: jwerf[at]phil.uu.nl
web: www.aglami.com/pixel
This paranoid android has been alive for many too years, the first in
Friesland (ha, ha, ha!) but a few years ago he packed his tent and
moved to Zeist, where he studies Cognitieve Kunstmatige Intelligentie
in some hole in the Warande penthouse. He introduced us to many and a
lot of his roommates, like his lovely Tineke and other freaks. We also
got to know Kim, a psycho girl that fled the country in a hunt for new
hopes and feelings, or something. Like Dirk, Pixel is a member of
scouting and with these scouting friends he goes on holiday to Germany
every year, to walk in caves and have primitive activities. This cat
("#~ resembles a cat, apparently...) started it all, the hurg hype. It
was because he wanted some word of his own, so he invented 'hurg',
which is spreading over the globe as a contagious virus. Johannes and
I are much alike...everything he hates, I hate (especially Star Wars
and football!)...we're so much alike that it even scares me, just like
the time that I visited him on a rainy afternoon. Notorious for his
spelling mistakes, he informs us about his train adventures (you know,
to do the Pixel thing, ask him if you want to know), his tent
adventures and that he is not cute, but uncontrollably evil and
destructive!
_____________________________
name: Rasher
age: 18
from: Horsens (Denmark)
icq: 36972213
email: jfh[at]adr.dk
web: www.rasher.dk
Together with Matt the Maniac he crossed over from Afda (we don't seem
to get many nornbreeders anymore, do we?) to pester fear and panic
upon us. Within a few days time in the afternoon breeze from the
Skaggerak or Kattegat or something he read all the posts that have
ever been posted to Aglami. This caused his human feelings and tender
emotions to burn out and a rotten Aglamian mind remained. He is
desperately afraid of the local population and throws knäckebröd (I
know that's Swedish, but I don't know how to spell it in Danish) at
everybody. Send him an email if you want to have fun. Oh...he hates
Rotterdam!
_____________________________
name: reinder
age: 19
from: Groningen (the Netherlands)
icq: 57842231
email: -- for my email address you will have to kindly ask one of
the regulars, who will examine if you qualify to contact
me --
That's me. I am the most beloved person of all times. Also, I am the
oldest Aglamian, I've been here forever. And, besides, they tell me
that I am the dictator, so you have to do whatever I say. I'm
extremely intelligent and have deep knowledge. In the future I will be
the world leader and steel your lives to my ideology. Have no
illusions, it is going to be. Hmmm...it is boring to talk about
myself...
_____________________________
name: Sean
age: 17
from: the nose (Denmark)
icq: 133490980
email: sean[at]aglami.com
It's back! Back in the RRRRR! Sean's favourite meal is stamppotmous!
This professional cook can cook a lot of cooking, but his specialties
are Sean's Aglami Cake, Sean's Wicked Chicken and Mud. On the nose he
lives, together with chickens, Sean VII the ultimate madman. As I said
before, the Six Aglami Trials are to be reintroduced. If you want to
do them, ask Sean and he will shake you. If there is even a tiny bit
of wind, Sean holds on to his monitor, in the fear of being blown
away, because he is very, very thin and tall. He is owned by the
government of Prussia, so don't get thirteen men on his chest, or Otto
will thrust his spiked helmet trough your heart. For a long time he
wrote the official Aglami FAQAA and also a list of one hundred
question, a document which has been lost, sadly.
_____________________________
name: Sir Andy
age: 51
from: Finland
icq: 40572858
email: unavailable
web: www.kolumbus.fi/antti.matikka
Okay...this person has been gone for a long time already, but still
his life is so interesting that I could write a book about it. This
man has some worldwide adventures, mate! About Aglami, he is the
oldest person that ever posted to Aglami (Boris being the exception
here, of course). He's also responsible for Travy's presence in
Aglami.
_____________________________
name: SnornL
age: 17
from: Newcastle (Australia)
icq: 32346059
email: la_mutt[at]yahoo.com
web: http://sarah.rootofpi.org/
This is our X-rated girl. The panic, the vomit, it's sarah, hurg hurg
hurg, god loves her erm breasts (erm representing the missing
syllable). She lives in Australia, in Newcastle, which is a dark and
industrial city, plagued by people that ask if you want to eat their
pizza. Glued to Toki, she wanders through her ardent and chaotically
distorted life of a youth, crushed under the huge burden that if life.
I once saw her and think she has a very nice character. If it wasn't
for her obsession with suicidal kangaroos and for my antipathy to
repugnant matrimonial idiocy, I'd marry her. Yet don't be tricked by
her elfin appearance, she's an extremely spoilt girl that never did
any physical labour at all, which is why she never washes her hands.
From everybody she gets things like stones and Playstation 2's (is
that the plural of a Playstation 2?). Another thing to scare you back
underneath your beds is her elasticity. Without problems, Sarah is
capable of bending her limbs all around her body, which really freaks
me out.
_____________________________
name: Tamf Moo
age: 21
from: Norway
icq: unknown
email: tamf[at]altavista.com
web: http://home.no.net/~tamf/
It came from afd, after we stormed our pirate bodies through the
graveyards of dragons to save Esben from their evil influence.
Addicted to chocolate (choklit, according to this female dragon) she
lives a like a character from The Silmarillion, by Tolkien. Deep in my
heart I hate her, because she's one of the idiots that cheers at
Schumacher, whom I hate. I hate it even more that he will be
historised as the best driver of all times. She's weird.
_____________________________
name: The Arctic Moose
age: 17
from: Reading (UK)
icq: 98584832
email: thearcticmoose[at]aglami.com
web: www.aglami.com/moose
It is difficult to see this person. His appearance is awfully hazy and
we think that he is fading away from reality. From the shadowy side of
life he yells things like 'Star Wars rules' at me and Pixel, which
causes us to collapse on the spot. He too, came out of Atob. Of course
he likes tea, no, we know nothing about it. All people like tea, don't
you people?
_____________________________
name: The Axe
age: 17
from: Norway
icq: unknown
email: hoysand[at]frisurf.no
Once upon a time in Norway there lived a Kim Akselsen that discovered
Aglami. German girls think he's a dork, and ever since I heard he
drives a car and always has the music volume on max, I tend to agree
with the German girls. What I don't understand why people from Oslo go
to Denmark so often. What I do know is that his brother lives in my
country, in the same city as where our government is resided. For some
reasons he thinks he is invincible, which is true, of course. It is
written in the RRRRR, so how can it not be true. The Axe is
invincible!! Hilarity reaches my mind whenever I talk to him, so that
I allow him to be my personal lunch bag carrier. I still have to send
him a postcard, which I forgot when I was in Australia.
_____________________________
name: The Executor
age: unknown
from: Norway
icq: unknown
email: trymhell[at]online.no
And he killed them all. The men, the women and the children. Blood
stained his sword and his bare hands, too. The little girls that
chanted and hopped on the stones of the streets in the colourfully
flowered villages...the young children boys that played with
marbles...the happy people that smiled their lives...it was a tragedy
and now they are dead. Lumps and corpses clutter the gushy pavements
of blood...he killed them all in a terrible rage...this is our
Excecutor...have fear...
_____________________________
name: the log
age: unknown
from: United Kingdom
icq: unknown
email: rowandt[at]aol.com
web: www.angelfire.com/ok5/rowandt
Hmmm...this is a freak...but he likes hilarity, just look at his name.
Although he has been here for almost a year, he's still a newbie and
will always be a newbie. A friend of Pixel.
_____________________________
name: The Messenjah
age: unknown
from: Friesland (the Netherlands)
icq: unknown
email: ijke[at]planet.nl
Why is it that the bulk of Dutch Aglamians are from Friesland? Anyway,
the Ijke is a very new newbie, I don't know anything about him, to be
honest. Nevertheless, talk has reached my ear that this newbie, when
he became a newbie, wanted to perform the Aglami Trial. Henceforth,
the Aglami Trials will be applied once again, just like in the old
times.
_____________________________
name: Toki
age: 18
from: Newcastle (Australia)
icq: 27296907
email: tokificent[at]octopus.com.au
web: www.dragondata.com/~toki
Tracing Sarah's footsteps, she came from Agc to make our male and
female population happy with her 92% ass. Woohoo! This junk food girl
consumes tons of chips with grease and milkshakes every day. Once I
did a scary medieval dance with her and once in the past she gave life
to my son, Teinder, an arrogant brat that's attending an expensive
boarding school, for which Toki has to pay and this keeps her working
at the McDonals (ha! ha! ha!). She likes to be naked and we like that
too. Amongst porn, bourbon, pokemon and hentai she has an obsession
with white plastic teaspoons and don't deny it, I have photographical
evidence. I always think of Toki as some sort of dragon, for no
apparent reason. Everybody likes to stare at her webcam (that doesn't
make sense).
_____________________________
name: Tracicle
age: 25
from: New Zealand
icq: 41755041
email: tracyh[at]earthling.net.nz
web: http://tracicam.tripod.com/
The last one!! She's the last Aglamian I have to describe and then I'm
sick of it! Do you hear me, sick of it. Of course, I'm also sick of
Travy, the Kiwi that bleats like a sheep. Well, not really sick, but
she scares me and threatens to beat me up with the nightstick she
carries in her cleavage if I don't give a sultry description of her.
She's often bored and then goes from the USA to visit New Zealand,
where she is at this very moment. When she gets back I have to talk
with her about the hilarity of Anzac day. I wonder if she already
dares to say cunt, a word she fears desperately. When I'm not here,
she is dictator, which means that she can scream in capitals this:
'Turn back!! Turn back, mere mortal!! Darkness will envelop you!!!' at
newbies.
_____________________________
And that is it.
That is where the list ends.
But more follows.
---
The following lists all names of people that are no more. You might
know that there is the Aglamian adage "They always come back".
However, this is a list of those that failed to do so. What happens
is, once you don't post to Aglami anymore for a long time, that you
die in horrible pain and agony. If you want to know more about a
particular person, just ask me.
- BishopX (2 march 2001)
The owner of the famous IslandX (www.islandx.co.uk) that went
missing.
- Chuckle (7 december 2001)
A weirdo from Scotland that loves anagrams.
- Data (28 march 2000)
An Agc Australian that said mate way too much.
- Empee (2 nay 2002)
Something British from Aghltfc.
- Figment (09 july 2000)
A religion man from Texas called Bruce.
- Geek (16 september 1999)
A young person from Kiwi that spoke Kiwi.
- Huz (11 may 2000)
A very old and knowledgeable person.
- Joey The Fish (3 march 2001)
The fish that wanted to conquer the Monkey Island world and failed.
- Jon Buchan (11 july 2001)
Inventor of the BuchaSNEAK news of Aglami.
- Jungo (27 december 1999)
A strange Dane from Abbenhoy with a lovely girlfriend.
- Kate Winterton (7 december 1999)
A boy who turned out to be a girl, she had a feeling for hilarity.
- Kimmer
Befriended with the Sir and also from the perverted castle.
- Krista (7 july 2001)
A prudent girl that became a slut, from Canada.
- Kylie (20 february 2000)
A young nice girl from the USA, scared away by Kasper.
- Larry C (7 february 2000)
The comic man from the USA.
- Michael (?)
My hilarious friend from Aglagf.
- Michael Smith (14 march 2002)
Horseman with a broken Grim Fandango cd.
- Mr. XL (13 june 2001)
Insane Norwegian Mac lover that lives in a church.
- Mistress Stormy SheWolf (3 October 2001)
Something American, the name says it all.
- Nmenry (12 october 2001)
Darkness from Croatia.
- Ned Flanders (3 may 2000)
Some sort of Matthew Flinders from Australia.
- Oliver Reiff (18 october 2000)
The only German we ever had.
- Pascal (5 october 2000)
LucasArts wanted to program _in_ this Austrian.
- Paul Pergamenshchik (18 september 1999)
The ridiculous root beer drinker from New York.
- Princess Madelyn
Hu...ha... I have no idea.
- Simon Reid (28 april 2002)
The original Aglamian that is still alive.
- Skyfox (15 february 2000)
He who started the Scummbar (www.scummbar.com).
- Suzi
A nornbreeder. I never understood the mystery that is this girl.
- the BEAST (15 june 2001)
Some beast person from the castle that is evilness herself.
- Thomas Langĺrd (6 june 2001)
A very nice and social dwarf from Norway.
- Tom Keane (26 june 2001)
An Australian vegemite addict.
- TomH (1 december 1999)
The all-American girl.
---
The timeline. Here you can see when our brave and daring Aglamians
started posting. (Thanks to Pixel and Rasher for this information.)
Please be aware that his is a beta version, I think, as I saw some
data that does not reflect the truth.
| Februari 1998, Aglami was created along with other LucasArts
| newsgroups
|
|
| (21 November 1998) Mr. Tolver posts the first message ever
|
| Huz (10 December 1998)
|
| Simon Reid (13 December 1998)
|
| Michael Smith (23 February 1999)
|
| Reinder (15 May 1999) the most important of all!
|
| BishopX (15 June 1999)
|
| The Axe (as Petter Akselsen) (17 June 1999)
|
| Esben (as Parasite) (27 June 1999)
|
| Geek (10 July 1999)
|
| Skyfox (10 July 1999)
|
| Mr. XL (13 July 1999)
|
| Larry C (15 July 1999)
|
| Kasper (16 July 1999)
|
| Sean (18 July 1999)
|
| SnornL (21 July 1999)
|
| TomH/Thunderburst (16 August 1999)
|
| Kate Winterton (31 August 1999)
|
| Paul Pergamenshchik (31 August 1999)
|
| Jungo (11 October 1999)
|
| Joey The Fish (23 October 1999)
|
| The Log (6 November 1999) this must be a mistake
|
| Data (12 November 1999)
|
| Sir Andy (14-29 November 1999) the sir spread his first post over
| several days
| The BEAST (2 January 2000)
|
| Pixel "#~ (5 January 2000)
|
| Oliver Reiff (8 January 2000)
|
| Pascal (10 January 2000)
|
| Dirk Gently (12 January 2000)
|
| Tom Keane (27 January 2000)
|
| John F. Ievins (5 February 2000)
|
| Kylie (8 February 2000)
|
| Tracicle (3 March 2000)
|
| Thomas Langĺrd (12 March 2000)
|
| Jon Buchan (18 April 2000)
|
| Ned Flanders (25 April 2000)
|
| Figment (26 April 2000)
|
| Toki (2 May 2000)
|
| Mike Ball/Vigilante (29 May 2000)
|
| Bev Bouffont (8 June 2000)
|
| Luke (13 July 2000)
|
| Krista (29 September 2000)
|
| Kimmer (26 September 2000)
|
| Atob (27 October 2000)
|
| Suzi (1 November 2000)
|
| Blondestranger (2 November 2000) on my birthday
|
| Tamf Moo (27 December 2000)
|
| Daffy (2 January 2001)
|
| David Morris (19 February 2001)
|
| The Arctic Moose (22 February 2001)
|
| Nmenry (25 April 2001)
|
| Keiran (9 May 2001)
|
| Chuckle (16 May 2001)
|
| Jostein Hakestad (20 May 2001)
|
| Alex Watson (27 May 2001)
|
| Kirk (8 July 2001)
|
| Rasher (31 July 2001)
|
| Empee (5 August 2001)
|
| Matt (21 August 2001)
|
| Mistress Stormy SheWolf (30 August 2001)
|
| The Executor (17 October 2001)
|
| Princess Madelyn (30 October 2001)
|
| Jon Reeves (20 November 2001)
|
| IJke (3 March 2002)
C'était, je suis désolé quand je t'ai oublié.
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